psygull:

duckdotcom:

Computer show me the “big one”

a dot matrix printer slowly but surely starts producing a crude representation of a largemouth bass

binomial-distribution:

pankenlewd:

pankenlewd:

hard to describe the feeling of finishing inside

honestly all i can say is you gotta try it for yourself

librarycard:

erarg:

furryprovocateur:

alleycatboy:

delphinidin4:

vu1pes:

brucebocchi:

i’m so glad that the cubs signed shota imanaga for two reasons:

1. he’s an excellent pitcher
2. we’ve got fans doing this

child-of-crows:

cheddar-baby:

tearysunshine:

cheddar-baby:

Guinea Pigs Eating a Grass Field

this is so cute <3 <3

you should really watch the entire video before reblogging

pissvortex:

Microdosing sissy hypno, to build up a resistance to it

sewerfight:

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced “ngl this bitch kind of sucks” The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like “I’m sorry, I wasn’t talking about you.” And the girl looked up and said “No don’t worry, I didn’t think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe” We both took a peak over the counter. she’d stepped on a red m&m

gyossaith:

“Eyes” by Karl Sisson.

moctor:

beesmygod:

i cant stop thinking of this stupid northernlion clip i saw today and laughing my ass off. this is like a curb your enthusiasm ass problem to inflict on yourself

spookingofskelesackia:

the-rom-man:

peble:

spookingofskelesackia:

The Timeless Trilogy

im happy they worked it out

I need updates on this 

are they still bffs?